Tactical Ab Tense 

Blowing all the air out of your lungs and tensing your abs as tightly as possible, to the point that you can barely speak. This is generally done at pool parties or the beach, in order to look like your waist is smaller and your body fat is lower than it actually is. This is particularly used by shirtless people when a photo is being taken of them or when their crush is nearby.

Greg: Dude do you want a beer
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.

Tactical Ab Tense by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

tactical spoon 

Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.

Soldier 2: Okay.

tactical spoon by Cfn. Collins May 9, 2005

tasty tantilizing temptress 

Super Hot women makes men horny just by looking at them

Katey Segal is a super Hot tasty tantilizing temptress

tasty tantilizing temptress by God Of the USA Hells angels January 20, 2013

Tactical Vomit

the point in a night of heavy drinking where one forces themselves or chooses to throw up in order feel well enough to continue drinking and keep up with the nights festivities
-usually done after large amounts of drinking for example finishing a case in a night followed by several shots
done at least once in every college students life

Drunk Friend 1: "I feel like shit. No one should ever drink this much"
Drunk Friend 2: "Go take a tactical vomit so we can go to the bars and keep drinking cuz our night is not ending here."

Tactical Vomit by tigerbloodwinner May 25, 2011

Tactifag 

The guy who wears chest rigs at the range full of mags. Talks about "Ambush Techniques" while he plays video games. Usually fat, usually stupid, & has delusions about being some one man army because he owns guns. These people usually men Invest half their money in guns, & accessories, all so they can "Survive the SHTF" Shit hits the fan but then.. they don't have health insurance..

Hey, look at that Tactifag, he's going to study the magpul DVD's for the eminent "shootout" coming to his suburban neighborhood.

Tactifag by BroogiesHogies December 11, 2012

Tactical Retreat 

A way to retreat or 'run away' while still retaining your manliness

Joseph: Smokey! we will make a Tactical Retreat Nigerundayo!

Tactical Retreat by Snow Noob YY May 27, 2019

Tactical Beard 

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

Tactical Beard by DKAY April 10, 2013