Term coined by Tubbzeh, originally used as and when departing from a conversation, however given a sexual inference by the "and if it's easy take it". This part of the phrase suggests that if you get a chance of sex, you should take it, no questions asked. Not meant as a serious piece of advice however. Normally phrase would be completed and followed by a cheeky wink.
Friend: "Ok mate, see ya later"
Tubbzeh: Take It Easy... And If It's Easy Take It
by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006
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Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.
by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017
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Take a Cruz

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation
I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.
by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021
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Take and bake

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.
Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.
by Vinny da cheese July 14, 2016
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Triple Take

Did you see Mike Wheeler’s triple take in the desert in S4 of stranger things?
by Itstheremixdojagrr August 16, 2022
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Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.
My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.
by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020
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take a wiz

Barbie can't wait any longer, so she will just take a wiz in the bushes!
by Urination January 4, 2014
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