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Twist and Shout 

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A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.
Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""

Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"
Twist and Shout by ICanDigElvis July 30, 2014

twist-a-flexing 

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Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.
She called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing.
twist-a-flexing by Jonezin July 19, 2013

twist yo cap back 

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simply to commit a gruesome murder
man imo twist yo cap back, you got my sister pregnant dawg.

Twist it funny 

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When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.
That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."

You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
Twist it funny by Business bear April 2, 2014

twist one

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make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".
My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.
twist one by Harold Corncob April 20, 2006

twist a puddle 

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the act of smoking methamphetamine through a glass pipe. the term comes from the motion that you use to heat up and melt down the rock/crystal of meth without causing it to burn.
whatcha up to right now? as far as me, i'm about to go twist a puddle.
twist a puddle by sindred January 20, 2010
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