twarf

To throw up (barf) a massive amount of tweets after a long period of Twitter inactivity.

Chris hasn't been on Twitter in forever, but ever since he got his cat he's been twarfing up a storm.

by kerbot2000 October 22, 2009

twas

1)a possessive form of the airline abbreviation
2)The plural of "twat"
3)A toast made a bit later in the evening.

1)You're supposed to give those headphones back to the Stewardess, they're TWAs.
2)I paid the ladies ahead of time for my favorite holiday pastime. Twas, the night before Christmas.
3)First round- to your beauty and my wit.(Drink)
Second round-to a lovely evening! (Drink)
Third round- to you- what's your name again?(they drink)
Eight round- Twas! (spill, then find mouth)

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

twatfuck

Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush

"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.

by JustinS September 5, 2005

twastika

A disparaging term given to the derogatory symbol of Feminism, created by internet humorist Maddox. It is a swastika with dashes underneath the main "arms" to form four rotating letter "F's," for "feminism. "Twastika" is derived from "twat" and "swastika."

"Raise those twastikas high, ladies!"

by P. Dub January 31, 2007

Twas

An older twink.

Neil Patrick Harris was a twink in Harold and Kumar, but has now evolved into a twas.

by Chillrhino January 18, 2014

Wankmongering Twatfish

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

Queefy Twaft

When a girls vagina stinks so bad that it smells like rotten farts coming out of it. Thus, the word stems from queefing and twat waft.

Pericles: Did you hook up with that girl?
Pelagius: Nah, she had that queefy twaft. I took one whiff and ran!

by Ol'Rudy August 26, 2014