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put on the tutu

when a man gives in to a woman's wishes because he doesn't want to lose his sexual privileges (to the point that you expect he will be performing ballet at any minute)
Sandy got Joe to do pilates and yoga. Since he's been with her, he's sure put on the tutu.
by Moonbeam Snowflake January 11, 2010
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Meat Tutu

A man's foreskin, typically either a Jew or European.
Girl 1: So did you fuck Steinfeld last night?

Girl 2: No, he still had a meat tutu.

Girl 1: Oh gross, I should of known with a name like Steinfeld.
by Meat tutus June 10, 2015
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Rocked that tutu

An impressive or amazing result from a otherwise unlikely pairing or situation. A compliment. An expressive form of cool.
Deb has a nearly catastophic spin out, but recovers making it look intended and professionaly executed. "Deb rocked that tutu!"
by BDR529 April 12, 2010
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Titty TuTu

when your nipple has a ring of hair around it.
“ your titty tutus have gotten quite long”
by chelseastinksssssss March 17, 2020
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Miss Tutu

Goddess icon alien from glamazonia. Has a tendency to fall over. Often seen in her best floral dress that is definitely not made of curtains. Home of Phobia love her.
Definitely not ruairithebitch
by Secretruairiadmirerer January 27, 2021
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juv tutu

by Øpë February 5, 2018
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rat's tutu

A comparative slang term that is used to indicate worthlessness in something. This term is a synonym of rat's ass, though it's slightly harsher(referring to a rat's vagina), less commonly used, and is known to be most often used by America's most loathed anti-gay fundie pastor Fred_Phelps and his congregation of similar-minded followers.
1."You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers." -Fred Phelps (to a few Swedes who sent him and his church photos of the Swedish royal family) BTW, this is quoted from his "church's" website.

2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!





Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
by Mark H March 3, 2005
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