Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018

Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.

Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

Turdle

someone who writes in all lower case for no reason

Jaia is a turdle

by Da bobos July 28, 2023