turd burglar

A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
by Craig Murphy June 02, 2005
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I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.
by Dunky Oggins November 04, 2003
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Turd Burglar

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
by swoop hansen February 08, 2008
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one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
by bill cosby November 21, 2002
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Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
by wild nothing June 19, 2012
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a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet
YOur such a turd burglar
by gretchen August 31, 2003
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turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.
J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.
by Teksystems September 02, 2003
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