TOMS Shoes

An extraordinarily uncomfortable pair of canvas slippers that offer no arch support and will give you a sprained ankle every time you wear them. If you buy a pair of TOMS Shoes, the company will send an identical pair of these dangerous shoes to a child in a third-world country so they too can roll their ankle and walk with an awkward gait.

TOMS Shoes are made of unstructured canvas and cloth, making them even cheaper than the Chuck Taylor. They are popular with hipsters and kids that think they can save the world by buying things for themselves.

Wearers of TOMS Shoes truly and honestly think they are helping poor children by giving them free shoes; however, wearing TOMS may be more hazardous than going barefoot.

Aspiring Hippie NYU Student: - "I wear TOMS Shoes so an orphan in Columbia can get a free pair of shoes!!!

**rolls her ankle**

"Dammit! Not again..."
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Teen Girl: - I can't believe you're selfish enough to buy Asics! if you bought a pair of Toms, like the Jonas Brothers, some poor kid would have free shoes

Runner: - TOMS Shoes will give the child a lifetime of podiatric issues, why would I wish that on anyone? Know What? As soon as Asics gives away free Kayanos to Africa, I'll buy ten pairs!

by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010

dan thomson

A joke denoted by the absence of subsequent laughter despite an appreciable amount of wit, usage of bad punnage and/or overly enthusiastic delivery.

The stand-up comedian was painful to watch. Though he had one or two good jokes, most of the night he just dropped dan thomson after dan thomson.

by comedy society February 4, 2013

Mick Thomson

A massive guy who is the lead Guitarist in the band Slipknot (he's also known as #7).
He uses a B.C Rich Warlock and is under rated because of the band he plays in.

Mick can shred with the best of them!

by Wounded December 25, 2004

aimee thomson

A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. she has a big heart and when she cares for you she makes sure you know, shes a nerd but shes also very gullible, she can always cheer you up...... I love her..... shes my aimee xx

aimee thomson is sooo beautiful

by pete jnr November 21, 2013

tomshit

The act of anything Thomas-like or Tom-like that hurts others. Tomshit also includes selfish narcissistic tendencies.

Tomshit examples include: Tom Cat; having sexual intercourse and relationships with more than one partner; tomfoolery; messing around, Doubting Thomas; thinking everyone else is an idiot, Tomming around; cheater, Tom Thumb; sticks in his thumb and three fingers for his own self gratification; Tom Turkey, male jerk; Peeping Tom, out right pervert, especially enjoys inappropriate porn.

by Totally The Expert September 4, 2011

Toomster

A gentleman with a passion for watches and cars. He is of few words and a true lady’s man. Also a man who is true to his word.

That guy is a total Toomster

by John_007 August 13, 2019

TomSka

TomSka is a multidimensional being who’s sole purpose is to make asdf movies until he end of all existence. He will make them until there is no one left to watch them. Even then he will keep on, for him himself would be around to watch them. Until his unlikely demise, since his existence will further increase his existence.

Have you seen the newest ASDFmovie?

Yeah, it seems like TomSka will never quit making them.

by Dork_Fox June 26, 2021