The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.

Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.

by Budeucey January 25, 2015

toilet prepper

The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow

The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper

by Ma and Pa November 8, 2012

Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.

Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!

by Cubby460 May 24, 2013

Toiletsmith

A gentleman who makes a living giving out sprays of eau de toilette in the gents toilets.

He was a proud toiletsmith. Like his father before him.

by Napoledan September 2, 2018

pee on the side of the toilet

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.

You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.

by AC7F February 8, 2012