The Top

n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.

You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.

by jamilreis May 19, 2008

tops

1.In control; of high regard; the best; 2. Terrific; fabulous; grand; of high quality 3. the boss; most dominant; the lead

True Religion Jeans are tops as far as designer jeans are concerned.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 8, 2007

top

To be the best; to be the highest quality of something.

I'm top man, ya gemme!
That bre's a top neek!
You think your top innit?

by 2Shabby September 29, 2004

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

tops

double twenty on dartboard in Nottingham

120 finish = treble 20 single 20 and tops double 20

by 170NG7 February 21, 2011

topping

When a lesbian fucks another lesbian using a strap-on for pleasure.

Topping is amazing. Last night my girlfriend topped me for the first time and made me cum.

by lesbo7988 December 27, 2014

Tops

N.

A pair of either old or new toms shoes that are cut into slippers or flops.

"Are those your old toms?"
"Nah man, tops now"

by AngieM December 25, 2011