tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world

George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.

"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"

by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009

Tits on the Table

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

by GrahamM February 6, 2013

tits on a bull

A great traditional aussy saying. When used in a sentence it refers to how completely and utterly useless something is (as would be tits on a bull)

1. Every time I try to use the fucking phone for calls/sms or internet I get cut off. This phone provider is as useless as tits on a bull. Fucking cunts

2. I saw Shelley walking to the beach today, she was out sunbathing and I requested intercourse, she said she would prefer not to as she is married. That stupid bitch is as good as tits on a bull

by Wozzgalaxy March 7, 2011

tits on a board

a phrase used to describe the utter uselessness of a person, place, thing or event.

"hey bro, what do you think of the new window's vista?"

"well, in my opinion it's about as useless as tits on a board."

by opal485 May 13, 2008

Tits on a pancake

It's basically the best thing in the world. Everyone loves tits, girls either like theirs or want bigger ones so they will like them more, gay guys even like tits. Everyone in the world loves pancakes. They may not call them pancakes but everyone has their own version. Basically you put the two together and it just doesn't get any better then that.

Sex with her was tits on a pancake.

by Bobby O'Shea Joe Dirte July 8, 2009

"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008