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tainted surface

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
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tilted

Gambling term (most common in poker) but also used in video games describing an angry or "reeling" state of mind usually caused by a big or unluck loss. People playing on tilt play below their usual abillity and usually make larger and more aggressive bets to try to quickly recover their loss.
Man matchmaking in CS:GO had me tilted the other night.
by RecycledDefinitions January 26, 2017
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Tilted Towers

Chiraq. Fights that go on here are often worse than the Southside of Chicago.
Sweaty: "Let's drop Tilted Towers!"
Pussy: "Hahahaha no thanks let's drop Dusty"
by bl-asian April 15, 2018
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tilted

When you let something negatively affect your mood/actions. Commonly used by players of video games.
My teammates got me all tilted. Now I'm salty AF and playing like shit.
by leetstarter January 23, 2017
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Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012
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tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.
once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...
by i am a lover June 26, 2004
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titted

When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.
We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.
by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017
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