The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
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Get the tainted surface mug.Gambling term (most common in poker) but also used in video games describing an angry or "reeling" state of mind usually caused by a big or unluck loss. People playing on tilt play below their usual abillity and usually make larger and more aggressive bets to try to quickly recover their loss.
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by bl-asian April 15, 2018
Get the Tilted Towers mug.When you let something negatively affect your mood/actions. Commonly used by players of video games.
by leetstarter January 23, 2017
Get the tilted mug.'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
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Get the Tetra Titted Tosser mug.love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.
it is love, actually.
it is love, actually.
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