TILF

A TILF is an acronym for the phrase "Teacher I Like (too) Fuck. It's used by students who 'like' certain teachers.

Dude 1: Mrs. Hartley so hot, she's a TILF.
Dude 2: She's married, man!
Dude 1: She's still a TILF.

by Shortlems August 14, 2011

TILF

Teacher Id Like To Fuck.

Miss Gomez is totally a TILF

by Narcoleptic Sausage69 February 13, 2015

TILF

Tree I'd Like To Fuck

Have you seen Poison Ivy in the new Batman game? She's a TILF, a tree I'd like to fuck.

by RynbWKissZ September 11, 2016

tilf

teen i'd like to fuck

i love goin to the mall to stare at tilfs

by Cockinz December 15, 2003

tidled

-to pee... everywhere
-to make the pee stain sound small when it is actually very large

-Damn it! my dog tidled everywhere even on my boyfriend's leg.
-my cat saw my sister naked and he tidled everywhere.
-That movie scared her so much that she tidled her pants.

by -JBZ- June 14, 2005

TILF

Teddy I'd like to fuck

Dude i love your Teddy bear, yeah He's a TILF, i totally ripped his stuffing out the other day. Lets get a go on that!

by MONGOLOID JACK April 8, 2010

tidleywinks

its the word you cry out in passion during a good bowel movement.
its the gay cousin of the tella-tubbies
also known as hanging old people nipples

damn, shes got some long ass tidleywinks

baby, im coming, im coming, oh!! tidleywinks

by Jaden Strait January 13, 2011