Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors

It's Paper Mario TTD but it's been translated several times by multiple languages on Google Translate to make a abomination that has innuendos, language, and dark humor.

Goombell; "I came, Mario! You finna!"

Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."

Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."

Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."

That's Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors People!

by aj676767 December 17, 2019

Thrusting

When a guy's penis moves really fast inside a girls pussy causing her to scream really loud!

Chad and Kiersten were goofing off at kmart and saw a Mattress display Chad threw Kiersten on the bed ripped off her clothes and started Thrusting her in the middle of the store.

by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.

Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"

by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005

thirty thousandaire

n. someone who lives above their means or wants people to think they are rich. prevalent in Dallas, Texas.

Sam's not rich. He leases that Beamer and rents that condo. He's a thirty thousandaire.

by MDub November 8, 2005

Thorsten

Thorsten is the premium version of Torsten. Everything that is generally referred to as a good quality in Torstens is typically enhanced with Thorstens. The more ambiguous characteristics, however in Torstens cannot be found in Thorstens. The “h” actually makes all the difference.

Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.

by Flo68 February 15, 2021

Thrust

The act of shoving something hard usually a penis, dildo or fingers

Alex thrusted his penis into maxine

by Hot stories January 5, 2021

nine thousand

the limit to the acceptability of an unreasonably high number. if you see something surpass 9000, take off your scouter and crush it in your hand while screaming "its over nine THOUSAAAAANDDDD!!"

Nappa: "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level!??!?"

Vegeta: "Its over nine thousand!!!!" *crushes scouter*

by touch mah monkayy June 19, 2010