Occupational therapist

Nobody really knows what an occupational therapist does, even the therapists themselves are not altogether clear.

It may involve prescribing over toilet aids to old people, cajoling unco-ordinated children into completing sensory-motor activities, fighting off physical therapists who also claim to treat upper limb injuries and dealing with cranky night-shift nurses who are jealous they did not choose an alllied health profession.

Among the most over-worked and beleaguered of the helping professions, occupational therapists tend to get stuck dealing with the problems that even the social workers can't solve.
1. The occupational therapist just gave me this long handled toe wiper because my beer gut prevents me from reaching my own feet

2. I told the occupational therapist that Johnny was at risk of losing his subsidised accommodation if he keeps flushing newspaper down the toilet

3. The infection control committee are having kittens about the spread of germs from theraputty in the occupational therapy department
by kit8625 February 13, 2010
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ejaculatory therapist

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!
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Myspace Therapist

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life
dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap
by rex rigus June 22, 2008
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Therapist friend

A person who is always there and always tries to help. Synonyms include, Nico.
Yk, I rly wish I had a therapist friend rn
by Nicothepeco April 25, 2022
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NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.
"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"
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Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT
“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”
by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023
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Therapist Face

Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.
Look at that guy's therapist face on the dance floor. He is focused on taking that girl down.
by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010
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