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School Lunch In The U.S 

Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
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