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clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.
Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.
by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021
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still on the bench

Meaning a lack of experience when referring to "the bases."

1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.

2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.

3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.

Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.

Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.
"So, Evan, how did things go with Erica last night?" said Ben.

"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.

"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"

"Dude, I'm still on the bench."

"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"

"Naw man, we're taking things slow."
by KayKay<3 May 16, 2010
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sitting on the bench

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino
by Child's Play April 15, 2011
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The Banchetto

When you don’t know what to do but you suddenly require some extra company so you invite your momma’s friends for some spicy maguro
Eg. “Let’s have a huge The Banchetto at my place tonight, bring some extra soy sauce”
by Chirico & Trone November 26, 2020
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The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."
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at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.
matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea
by knobhead September 1, 2008
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The bish bench

The bish bench is a high honour in South West British culture. The trio that sit on this bench are Floss ( the dark wolf); Seb (the bish leader) and Abbie (the tag along). This rich culture includes events such as talking, eating chocolate and waiting for he bus.

When people take over the bish bench, the bish trio get angry and go to Greggs to get steak bakes. It is a historical tradition performed at the seaside town of Teignmouth.
Hey do you want to go to the bish bench?
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
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