It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

have the balls

To have the courage to do something.

Person 1: So did you get her number man?
Person 2: No... It's cuz -
Person 1: No freakin excuses man... You're a pussy, you don't even have the balls to ask for a girl's number!

by Sebzilla June 11, 2006

What the balls

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".

Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"

by Wimsyy March 1, 2011

Thats the balls!

What you say when somethings cool

Oh thats so cool! No, thats the balls!

by kilitto5 August 30, 2010

cradle the balls

what that bitch should remember to do.

When giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scrotum.

Caressing the ballsack, asking for the cum explosion, reassuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the orgasm.

I was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the balls, I couldn't help but to bust a fat nut.

by thescifiGOD April 20, 2009

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

by aurora89 December 22, 2009