Belt

Definition 1:

A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.

Definition 2:

Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.

Definition 1:

Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea

Definition 2:

Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get

*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*

by thebigpenis42069 February 05, 2017

Belt

a cold beer, either a can or bottle

Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.

by Squirrel April 29, 2003

Belt

Belt is smth a mom or dad would use to punish their child

Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...

by Ur FBI April 05, 2023

The Belt

"The Belt" is something you get after a sexual act is committed it is often decided amongst friends first, be it a threesome, analsex or a donkeypunch

Guy1: So, The Belt, I'm going for it.

Guy2: YOU ARE!?

Guy1: Yeah, I'm totally going to have a threesome!

by Gojirae December 29, 2009

Belted

A.) Describing someone so ugly, you would almost think that they might have been hit in the face with a belt very hard at a young age
B.) The past tense of Belt, which means to forcibly send something a distance

Jack: Did you see that new cheerleader?
Riley: Oh yeah! She was totally belted
Jack: Belted?
Riley: Yeah, like someone hit her in the face with a belt

Your girlfriend's voice rang throughout the house as she belted out in ecstacy, "Oh baby, smash that!!!!!"

by doin' work December 23, 2010

belt

a weapon used by a dad to get their point clear

no dad, please not the belt!

by og the bog August 13, 2019

Belting

v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.

Harry tried belting himself yesterday.
I'm going to belt myself.

by Stauf March 09, 2005