1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED
2. to pass out while jizzing on your self
2. to pass out while jizzing on your self
I got so high last night i CAKED my self
Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.
When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED
Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.
When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED
by rmyc November 17, 2010
Get the Cakedmug. Something that looks real but’s fake.
Like those Instagram videos where you think you see an eggplant, but they cut into it and it’s a cake. It seems like it’s a one thing but turns out another.
Fake.
Similar to “cap”, but not quite.
Like those Instagram videos where you think you see an eggplant, but they cut into it and it’s a cake. It seems like it’s a one thing but turns out another.
Fake.
Similar to “cap”, but not quite.
by Bushycat July 17, 2020
Get the Cakemug. To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.
Common At call centers, eg minacs
ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily
Common At call centers, eg minacs
ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily
Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.
by Jaccusetoi December 24, 2005
Get the No-cakedmug. by DaddyPalps April 15, 2022
Get the Cakedmug. 
1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.
2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.
3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.
2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.
3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.
by AC June 13, 2005
Get the cakemug. having a huge ass and thighs.
Types of Cakes:
little nice booty = birthday cakes
medium booty, fat, damn near super fat = banquet/ceremony cake
outrageous, out this world booty = Wedding cakes!
Types of Cakes:
little nice booty = birthday cakes
medium booty, fat, damn near super fat = banquet/ceremony cake
outrageous, out this world booty = Wedding cakes!
by Dock Loften March 23, 2011
Get the Cakesmug.