she took the kids

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.

Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay

by Tempis October 4, 2018

I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

by worm meat December 1, 2018

Took off

To hit someone in a face at the beginning of a brawl.
Tampa slang

Damn! He just took off on that nigga.

by jittdawg September 26, 2010

they took our jobs

Can only be pronouced 'dey tk oor jerbs', and is usually said in a high pitched wail. Is the main argument against immigrants coming into countries, and is the slogan of many workers unions. Many people say "They are taking our jobs" or "We are losing our jobs", but the grammatically correct way to say it is: 'dey tk oor jerbs' or in writing: 'they took our jobs'

"I think we should allow immigrants into the country, they will benefit the economy"

"bt dey tk oor jobs.

"Yeh, they took our jobs"

"That's not how to say it!"

by Guy with nothing better to do October 16, 2008

Tookie

Miranda sings version of a v hole

Tookie.

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

took you long enough

Taking someone a long time to do something or make something happen.

Husband: Hey hunny, I'm home...
Wife: yes but it took you long enough to get here.

by Shangwa July 12, 2016

tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.

Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"

by JolieJulia April 30, 2006