tennis 

A sport played with a hand from each of 2 people. The 2 people take turns slapping each others hand. There are many variations to this.

We played tennis with a rubberband while waiting in line.

tennis by Zach 19 March 2, 2008

Tennis 

Sexual intercourse, which is usually used based on how well the sex was executed.

After spending the night with Ricky, Sarah found that he was really good at tennis!

Tennis by Requiem2005 June 28, 2004

Tennis 

The sport in which nobody can beat Sasha Yodashkin.

Sasha Yodashkin is the best tennis player in the world.

Tennis by yodaa January 27, 2009

tennis 

This is basically just ping-pong
and the players are standing on the table.

"What is the deal with tennis? I mean, its just ping-pong, except the players stand on the table! These people must be stopped!"

tennis by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Tennis 

This is a sport in which primarily gay/transsexual males take it upon themselves to play with balls. This sport is worldly renown for it's casual, laid-back style of play. Almost anyone can pick up a racket and master the 'art' of tennis, it's really nothing of a challenge. Most players actually (after match), whether they won or lost, will proceed to have sexual intercourse rigorously until one of partners collapses of exhaustion. Simply put, it is essentially a big joke.

Ken: Yo bro im about to go hit the court and play some tennis!
Everyone else: fuck off fag who cares idiot smh small headass

Ken: damn you right!

Tennis by kenisgay January 9, 2018

tennis 

One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.

Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.

tennis by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

tennis 

A sport for gay males or pussy females, often mistaken for a real sport by the people who participate in it. People that play it think it's difficult but they've never played football, wrestled, did swimming/diving, baseball, or any other sport.

Hey you see that guy? He's in the chess team
Oh really what a pussy
Well at least he doesnt play tennis
Yeah for real

tennis by theoppositeofnotthey August 31, 2020