Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
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This is after he got his stomach pumped
This is after he got his stomach pumped
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Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).
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Get the Stanky Teleport mug.A gateway or access point that allows instant teleportation from one location to another, defying the limitations of space and time. A teleportal serves as the doorway between dimensions, cities, planets, or even realms of existence, making it the ultimate shortcut for those seeking to avoid long journeys or traffic jams.
Teleportals are often depicted in sci-fi and fantasy as shimmering portals, glowing doorways, or wormholes that offer seamless travel across vast distances. They could be found in futuristic cities, hidden in ancient ruins, or even tucked away in the corner of your living room—depending on how advanced your tech is!
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Teleportals are often depicted in sci-fi and fantasy as shimmering portals, glowing doorways, or wormholes that offer seamless travel across vast distances. They could be found in futuristic cities, hidden in ancient ruins, or even tucked away in the corner of your living room—depending on how advanced your tech is!
Similar terms: wormhole, gateway, portal
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Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."
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