Teddy

The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me

Teddy fucked every single grandma.

by Dr.Tedums September 13, 2018

Teddy

Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.

Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.

by Parkers Class September 26, 2011

The Teddy

When one cannot find an individual of the same age to hook up with, so jokingly hooks up with a freshman, or an individual of lesser age and/or power

OMG she hooked up with that freshman... she totally pulled the teddy!

by singingblonde5678 November 4, 2010

Teddy

Teddy. Usually a very funny guy. Never mad. Somehow good at everything. Knows how to have a fun time and mess around and how to make a joke. Barley any flaws at all but maybe has a genetic problem like poor vision or mabye he is color blind or can’t smell. But overall if u think about him , Teddy is overal pretty amaizingly at anything u think of with little flaws

Everyone loves the rock, he’s a real Teddy.

by Colllllour February 27, 2020

teddies

teddies are a group of people/fandom that support the cutest tiktoker nick austin

person1:are you in a fandom
person2:yes teddies

by nickythicky July 23, 2020

Teddy

The literal ICON of the friend group. They’re chill as hell and is always there for you

person 1: Hey, it’s Teddy!
person 2: let’s invite them to our party!

by choerrysfilter May 6, 2021

Teddy

A gorgeously chiseled man with a long, fat, penis.

“Yeah i sucked off Teddy last night. His peener was so massive I blacked out”

by todd blacquier June 6, 2022