short timer

After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them

Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006

Tamerlan

A smart, fun, & sweet guy. Always knows how to make you laugh and light up your day. He's very active and loves sports. He knows how to use his hands, but be very gentle.

Did you see Tamerlan with his daughter yesterday? So cute.

by muslimforlyfeee February 7, 2015

The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.

The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

tomera

Possibly the coolest person in existence. Founder of Rices and Surprises.
Also can be referred to as: Tome, Tomey, Tutu,or Tuto

Tome is my homeboy!

by Marsha September 30, 2003

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Timers

Parents or grandparents

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner

by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018

Short Timer

Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.

SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.

by fat bastard child November 17, 2011