TAS

Tight Ass Syndrome

Dan: Fuck dude I think I have TAS
Fred: Why’s that?
Dan: Your cock barely fits in my asshole

by shitblister February 23, 2020

tit tas

The area of a woman that is more commonly known as tits.

I was with meghan last night and I sucked on her tit tas.

by betsy January 18, 2005

tas

1. To take a shit
2. Term used to refer to feces
3. or whatever else mark feels like using it for

1. I need to tas
2. Look at that huge piece of tas on the floor
3. WHAT THE TAS ARE U DOING!?

by The urban dictionary man September 24, 2003

TAS

taking a shit

brb tas

by willRthatone July 14, 2009

Don't Tas Me Bro!

A last minute plea for mercy. This phrase is usually uttered seconds before an inevitable beat-down or an encounter with overwhelming force which has usually been asked for by over-the-top behavior on the part of the victim.
(First uttered by Univerity of Florida college student Andrew Meyer just before he was tasered by University of Florida police during a John Kerry appearance at UF.)

"When I finally caught my little brother and administered a much-deserved noogie, he kept yelling 'Don't tas me bro!' while screaming like a little girl."

by Christie Malre October 8, 2007

tas

T.A.S
Toxic Anger Syndrome

individuals who struggle with anger management problems, otherwise known as Toxic Anger Syndrome

Bob: I dont have a damn anger problem I hate people who cut me off!

Bob: I want that guy to pull over so that I can punch him in the face!

Roger:Man I think you have a anger problem

Roger: they call it "TAS" Toxic Anger Syndrome

by Steveo In OC November 19, 2010

ta-tas grande

Womem's body part in which sometimes knocks out people and sometimes herself.
WARNING: Sometimes SAG

Jenny/Caroline/Celeste
(.)(.)<-----ta-tas grande

by Juan Pan July 1, 2007