switcheur

A PC user trying to be a Mac user.

"The switcheur right-clicked the zoom button in one last attempt to maximize."

"For the switcheurs in our customer base, we have completed a MAC port of our bestselling BeigeMaker 2000 product."

"At last year's Macworld Expo, longtime Mac users were traumatized by the spectacle of pale, unattractive, khaki-wearing switcheurs flooding the conference hall. In the future, all attendees will be tested for drugs and STDs to ensure an environment free of squares."

by Real Mac User November 9, 2008

Switching

similar to VEX, reacting to something and becoming angry.

Some bitch hit me and i started switching!

by Ross Luckie February 15, 2004

switching lanes

When you go from cumming to then having to piss

I fucked this bitch then I went to the bathroom but had trouble switching lanes to take a piss.

by Dubs&Hoes November 19, 2013

switchout

a person who leaves one group of friends for another.

"Hey switchout, I seen you downtown with your uptown girls."

by katmeup7 January 11, 2009

jew-switchin

moving people, and/or being moved into different ventrilo channels over and over

stop jew-switchin fk

by Etherealmist February 8, 2007

switching my plates

Beck uses this terminology in the lyrics of "hell yes". I believe it means to change vinyl records on turntables when DJing. "Cleaning the floor" could also be a DJ-centric piece of terminology. "My beat is correct" definitely relates to DJing, hence my belief that "Switching my plates" is another way of relating the kinetic act of playing vinyl records on two turntables.

"Hell yes...
now I'm calling you out, I'm switching my plates...
Hell yes...
now I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct"

by stevecooley June 6, 2005

ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007