side swiper

A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.

Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.

by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011

Kunk Swipe

When your girl fingers her kunk filled pussy and swipes the discharge on your lips. Mustache swipes cause a lingering impact.

Rachel got pissed at me last night cause I wouldn't give her the D with her yeast infection so she kunk swiped me. I can't get the smell off.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Chocolate Swipe

A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
or
Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up

My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress

by Castle42 May 30, 2020

pipe or swipe

To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

The new smash or pass.

Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!

by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017

Nigger Swipe

A black child who has been abducted.

Yesterday in the news they reported a Nigger Swipe.

by ste1012 September 4, 2009

boob swiped

the act of accidentally grazing someone's boob with your hand/arm

I boob swiped this chick.

by rawr;) September 29, 2010

choccy swipe

inserting your own finger into ones anus then running said finger across the top lip of some unfortunate stupid cunt.

keith was talking bollocks so sandra gave him a good swift choccy swipe.

by robbie25 March 23, 2008