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dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).
Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.
by Slipper April 28, 2006
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swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
by aurista25 March 20, 2009
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Big Swinging Ovaries

Big Swinging Ovaries

1. Any self-identifying womyn/women who fiercely believe/s and openly helps advancing the course of gender equality and intersectional Feminism. Somebody who doesn't screw others for their own benefit, who understands that everybody MUST be equal.

An expression coined by Textile artist Jess de Wahls.

2. A mover and shaker in any organisation.
Wow, look at her..she sure got some Big swinging ovaries.
by venuspoppy January 24, 2017
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swinging meat

1. slang for the act of hooking up with a girl.

2. physically taking hold of one's penis and swinging it in a helicopter like motion.
I would not go in there right now andre my friend donturius is swinging meat.

muffuga! I might jus have to swing meat myself deen
by Flowaz in da buildin December 28, 2009
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swiper no swiping

the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.
situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work

pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.

helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!

pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*
by gahhhhhwtf August 20, 2010
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swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.
That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.
by Potatolobster January 31, 2014
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Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.
Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.
by Redpool182 July 4, 2016
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