swifter

noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.

You'se such a swifter. And I don't mean the vacuum cleaner.

by NINAnMELYKA July 14, 2008

Swiflie

4chans wannabe rapey brother gone mobile. Swiflie is an app full of sheltered misogynistic basement dwellers showing off their hate for humanity itself. They also pride themselves in being "the wittiest people on the internet" while hiding themselves as anonymous, which is dumb since all they post about are dog rape, getting fucked by blacks, drama amongst retards, polls on utter fuckery, Muslim genocide, @chris and @aims, fat shaming and everything that makes you lose faith in humanity. Some of these users seem to worship the app they originated from, Yikyak/Candid, and will occasionally post about it being so much harder better than swiflie but can't do shit since it's dead just like their useless life.

A little piece of advice if you're going to download Swiflie, don't. If you comment on a post, you better be prepared to be downvoted to hell or get a fucked up reply followed by a gif reaction and you'll be fucked with notifications if your views aren't exactly the same as the ugly thots, beta white knights, antisocial lesbians and virgin alt-righters. Swiflie is also full of unoriginal jokes, and overused memes that should've died a long time.

If you are ever lucky to dm someone attractive rest assured they are either a catfish or they are more fucked up than you are. If you've ever fallen in love on Swiflie you will be sure to find your shared nudes in the NSFW group. On the plus point you can wank off to them along with the million other nudes of ex-rape victims.

Swiflie retard 1: I want to have sex with you.
Swiflie retard 2: Gtfo London Herd you bloody yank!
Swiflie retard 3: Muricas the bestt. Hail Kekistan! REEEEEEE

by Clitasaurousrex December 9, 2017

Swifter than Swift

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

John is very swift in combat.

by Minister May 14, 2005

swiftiefan

An overly hardworking and dedicated mod on Twitch.tv

User 1: I wish I had a swiftiefan in my stream!

User 2: LOL you don't even have a swiftiefan in your stream...

by TheOmnipotentKitty May 25, 2020

Pull A Swiftie

When a broken hearted person (usually the scorned female) writes a song to sham their ex and make them sound like a total piece of shit or worse.

Perry : Yo Harry, I heard Tay's writing a new song 😀
Harry : Dude, she totally wants to pull a swiftie

by Aphrodite_XX October 15, 2014

mampi swifter

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup

by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008

swiftie

the name for Taylor Swift's fans..! A whole bunch of p'pl who are mad about her..! Couldnt stop being crazy about everything she does and they probably support all her breakups.

Oh my friend's a swiftie and he couldnt stop tellin me about how tayor just dumped harry coz i was a directioner

by CasieJo May 27, 2016