seasoned

To be Beyond intoxicated but not drunk.

Im not Drunk, im seasoned

by VTforever April 30, 2007

seasoned

When a big Louisiana man performs exquisite oral sex on a woman.

When you've been "seasoned" a gorgeous man from Louisiana or "the south" goes down on you.

by jj.south November 27, 2012

seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.

By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.

by Gas Guru December 9, 2018

Seasoned

When a man or woman is mixed with a lot of different ethnic groups

I like my females seasoned

by Erikthechosenone_ July 22, 2022

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

sack seasoner

super stinky fart (from a male) which would make their nut sack stink or taste like the fart smelled

"Sheewww!", I bet that was a sack seasoner!

by krayzchik April 6, 2009

seasonedf1

If the whole world of F1 messageboards was a family, Seasonedf1.com is the cousin you shouldn't find sexy but do.

Seasoendf1.com is the HOME of Ralf Schumacher's amazing pink scooter

by Polario Coolorinho November 4, 2004