Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.
by black bill bob May 21, 2009
Get the Twat Swattermug. by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008
Get the Twatter Swattermug. by BRobb May 20, 2008
Get the cum swattermug. Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009
Get the Twat-swattermug. A girl version of a cock blocker.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
Get the Twat Swattermug. 1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.
Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!
by 1713Queen December 8, 2010
Get the twot swattermug. When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.
by jaybell1945 November 19, 2010
Get the Alabama Fly Swattermug.