The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.
by Frank Klaune February 21, 2005
After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.
Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.
by JoeWilly 1972 June 25, 2015
This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
by Daskys October 5, 2012
Frosty made his mark on the internet back in 2010, he started off as a unknown person over the net, he has become WORLD WIDE FAMOUS after Swatting and trolling the XBOX LIVE #1 Trash talker DJ KEEMSTAR, and was classed as a God among men. and is talked about over the net. and i does not surprise me, we will hear ALOT more about this kid. as he still continues to attack Keemstar and his "Army" with his good E Friend Geretsmith.
aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter
by 4Chan [Anonymous" January 17, 2011
WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010
by insazian April 24, 2011
that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.
by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022