Swastik is the Magnum Opus of God's human creation. They are born to be perfect and dominate every aspect of life. They are the best sons, best friends, best husbands. They make everything so simple by doing everything without seemingly any effort put into it. They are natural overachievers, they never fail to achieve anything. They are one of those only people that you can trust with your heart and They can even die to protect your promise. They might seem cold or harsh at first but as you gradually know them, they are the sweetest, kindest and the nicest of them all. Swastiks follow NO SIMP SEPTEMBER their whole life so they spend quite a large years of their life without a girlfriend or a boyfriend but when they find the perfect soulmate they just go for it and will do anything for the loved ones. Swastiks are nothing but Overachieveingly talented individuals with a personality unlike anyother human on the planet. They are the epitome of happiness but they suffer from anger issues that is very unlikely to be expressed on you because Swastiks like to keep their anger to themselves.
Girl 1: Do you know how to find happiness in life?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Just make Swastik your friend and experience eternal happiness.
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Just make Swastik your friend and experience eternal happiness.
by Swastik_Lover_115 December 24, 2021
Get the Swastik mug.The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.
The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.
Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.
so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.
Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.
Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.
so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.
Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.
This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
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Original it's a positive charged symbol, the symbol for luck. Since WW2 and the Nazis, it's been a negative symbol, often associated with the killing of the Jews.
It's name is Swastika, and is several thousands years old.
It's name is Swastika, and is several thousands years old.
by Elliken April 20, 2010
Get the 卐 <- Swastika mug.Ancient sanskrit symbol of peace, prosperity and welfare. Today, most in the west asociate it with racism due to its use in Nazi germany. What a shame
by Bigrattus June 12, 2003
Get the Swastika mug.A Symbol that represents either of or relating to Buddhism and/or something that is conducive to Buddhist Morals. It is also known as "the Heart Seal of the Buddha". Used in many Asian Countries to mark the location of a Buddhist Temple it is also finding it's way to the West as well.
A red or golden squared swastika going in the left direction with either a yellow or white background.
Anyone who shows much Buddhist knowledge and can be a witty sarcastic show-off who competes for attention.
Anyone who spams with the Kalama Sutra Quote as an answer for everything.
Something the Religiously Intolerant Feign Ignorance with, and try to get others to believe is a Nazi Swastika.
The end result of the Buddhist Palm technique whereas a giant Buddhist Swastika shoots out of the Buddhist's hand, similar to the Kame-Hame-Ha Wave Blast Palm used by Son Goku (the Monkey King) in Dragon Ball Z.
Used as a symbol of Protection from ghosts, demons, individuals with bad Karma, and wild animals. Also to protect against negative mental states.
A red or golden squared swastika going in the left direction with either a yellow or white background.
Anyone who shows much Buddhist knowledge and can be a witty sarcastic show-off who competes for attention.
Anyone who spams with the Kalama Sutra Quote as an answer for everything.
Something the Religiously Intolerant Feign Ignorance with, and try to get others to believe is a Nazi Swastika.
The end result of the Buddhist Palm technique whereas a giant Buddhist Swastika shoots out of the Buddhist's hand, similar to the Kame-Hame-Ha Wave Blast Palm used by Son Goku (the Monkey King) in Dragon Ball Z.
Used as a symbol of Protection from ghosts, demons, individuals with bad Karma, and wild animals. Also to protect against negative mental states.
Oh Shit, the Buddhist Swastika is here, and he's kicking ass.
Dude it's the Nazi god!!! No, dipshit, that's the Buddhist Swastika, the Heart Seal of the Buddha.
You're starting to sound like the Buddhist Swastika.
Dude, there's a toppled tree in my yard, did you knock it down with a Buddhist Swastika?
He's going to need a Buddhist Swastika stamped on his head to keep him cool.
Dude it's the Nazi god!!! No, dipshit, that's the Buddhist Swastika, the Heart Seal of the Buddha.
You're starting to sound like the Buddhist Swastika.
Dude, there's a toppled tree in my yard, did you knock it down with a Buddhist Swastika?
He's going to need a Buddhist Swastika stamped on his head to keep him cool.
by Buddhist Prime March 26, 2011
Get the Buddhist Swastika mug.1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.
2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.
2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
by housian July 22, 2007
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It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika
It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika
bugger me gently, those bastard moderators have just banned me from the Sunday school playgroup social web forum... and just for having an avatar image of a swasticock!
by nicklouse10 June 25, 2009
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