Swag

Another word for fag; gay; homosexual; someone only concerned with being an unwitty dumbass; focused on materialism or things without true meaning; someone with no purpose in life; not intelligent; letting little pieces of paper control your life because it is led to be cool from the moment you are born, usually through the media; gullible; readily accepting a lie; someone who does not amount to anything since they are too busy chasing common wealth/fool's gold because they think that is what people do in life; someone who does not sacrifice; no knowledge of self; someone easily manipulable; weak; frail See Example
Your just a fag, only concerned with your bullshit swag.

Why are you only focused on swag instead putting energy into something that is actually worth something? For example, spending money on protection (cameras, bulletproof vests, art of war, etc) rather than spending it on bullshit (designer clothes, rims, video games, etc).
by dumbkilla September 24, 2011
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Swag, is an overused slang word with many meanings. Some say that it means "something we've all got", others think it is a shortened version of "swagger", some "secretly we are gay", and one I've heard more recently "sexy with a bit of gangsta". The term is most commonly used by teenagers on the internet who think they're cool.
Romeo: Juliet, why can't we be together?

Juliet: lol because we have too much swag!

Romeo: lol #yolo, yeah we do, let's kill ourselves. Swag.

Juliet: Swag.
by bobles2000 January 09, 2014
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Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.
Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG!

Me: Prepare to die.
by Chowder183 September 24, 2012
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Probably the shittiest term ever coined by the human race.
Douche: ''Aw man I got swag''
Normal human being: ''Shut up''
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Something people think they have when all they have is the following: a 3 inch dick, no life skills, saggy pants, an undeniably low IQ, turrets, or retarded looking balls.
The male thinks to himself, Man I have a small penis. He then says out loud, "Hey guys.... SWAG!" (funny rhymes with fa...)
by ChescaFran February 11, 2012
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Those trainers are swag
by ratman October 25, 2003
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Wow, people are ignorant. The word swag has been around since the 1500's. Which you would know if you picked up a real book once in awhile. Or hell even looked at the lamps/lights section at Home Depo or Lowes.

Swag has two meanings.

1. Illegally acquired goods.

2. to sway or sag. Like a Hanging Swag Lamp/light. Remember those horrible glass grape lights from the 60's at grandma's house? Those are a type of swag lights.
Pirates used it in old movies and books, which leads me to believe it only got popular because of losers who jumped on the shitty pirate bandwagon since PotC came out. The same goes for all of those other "new" and "cool" words/sayings; some douche bag copied it and pretended it was original. Come on people just look at TV, originality is dead and people are just ripping of works of those long dead, since the dead can't sue.
My friend showed me how to put up and swag my curtains, so they all hung evenly in the middle.
Back at their hideout, the pirates split the swag between them.
by Ignorance is Bliss October 14, 2013
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