swaffeln

To slab your penis against things.

We swaffeld all together his girlfriends car to humiliate her.

swaffeln for more then one time, duh

by dafuqdog August 1, 2012

Sqwaffle

The act of partaking in a fight using waffle's instead of ones fist.

He made fun of bisquick, so we got in a small sqwaffle before the police came.

by uraniumbomb October 8, 2012

swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).

The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.

by Kjanneke December 18, 2016

Bone Snaffler

Bone Snaffler: When someone rails a line of coke of a guy's dick.

"Hey, where's gary?
Oh shit, look, he's over there giving that guy a bone snaffler."

by Notan Drew December 14, 2008

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.

Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?

by JMeezy June 1, 2006

fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.

That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006