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cheese eating surrender monkeys

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"
by BobTheDog December 25, 2005
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Surrender

What french do when declared war upon
Aggresive Country: We declare war on france! Prepare the Invasion!

France: Shit! We surrender! Please don't steal our wine!

Britain: Pfft! That one can go in the French Millitary Victories book.
by The'pissoff'master February 22, 2010
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surrender

Okay, Hitler. It's completely immoral and against our beliefs, but please, have our country.
by Vampiro October 5, 2003
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snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
by Noh Panse October 30, 2007
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surrendering

To submit yourself from attackers, enemies, etc... A great alternative to the "being shot in the head" scenario.

Please note that in some cases when he/they take you, you're probably gonna get raped and tortured.
"Don't shoot, I'm surrendering !"
by Earthykiller July 14, 2014
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seattle surrender

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which individual drivers commit atrocious decisions in very congested traffic flow, and then stop all action, give up, then do nothing. The resulting effects usually impede all types of traffic from one or more directions. The actual event/decision may occur as the vehicle is in motion or after the vehicle is stopped. This is very common in Seattle, occurring every day from 5 am through 10 pm at almost every intersection or road or parking lot.
That left lane camper is committing seattle surrender.

The costco parking lot is impossible to drive through because of all the seattle surrenders.

The reason why we can’t leave the stadium is because that guy just seattle surrendered in the middle of the road.
by Ski_squared February 2, 2022
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surrender

what you do when all is said and done

no more games, I surrender

Being a lover not a fighter

when you've been gone so long that all you want to do is come home

"Baby I need to come home"
surrender home lover
by kitty needs you August 31, 2011
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