surfie

The people who wear surf brands and hang around real surfers, but cant actually surf for shit, then hate on anyone who doesnt wear surf brand or dislikes the beach.

"hey dudes like my bleach blonde hair?!
Now we can be quadrooplets :D"

by fuk_surfies_r_gay May 25, 2005

'Surples

An expression of greeting

'Surples, Bob, what's the dilly-o?

by BuGeru Miyamoto May 23, 2003

Chicago Slurpie

When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.

Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.

by James Hess March 30, 2008

chupacabra surpise

When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.

Oh I totally chupacabra surpised that chick last night.

by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010

Burrito Surpreme

When someone shoves a burritto in your ass and squirts its so the contents of the burritto shoot up your anus and then sew your butthole shut and then bends you over and kicks you in your ass.

"wow barney just gave betty a burrito surpreme"

by joelwantsyournuts May 21, 2006

dirty slurpie

When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw.

Francesco dirty slurpied Daneen.

by Wipe Me May 9, 2006

Surprenant

A french slang word for a big mean kid that is always angry; the playground bully; a meth head

Look at that Surprenant over there punching Tom in the face

by foolsmasher October 11, 2011