surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

I was just starting to touch my Winkie when BOOM! Surging sanders!

by fletchinator April 25, 2016

Surging Sanders

"A Surfing Sanders is where you come out of nowhere" - Trevor Noah 2016

Also being used to describe when Burnie Sanders had a increase in support in political poll results.

Ted Cruz was having dinner with his wife last night when he pulled a Surging Sanders.

by wagonreality April 26, 2016

surging sanders

When you come/cum out of no where.
Coined by FOX News.

My wife was surprised by my 'surging sanders'.

by ExMuzzy April 25, 2016

surging sanders

When Bernie Sanders or one of his supporters ejaculates all over someone

After the rally Billy pulled a surging sanders on Jessica

by Tech giant May 6, 2016

Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.

or

I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.

by FrankSchapofWhitman May 8, 2016

Surging Sanders

(V.) When one cums out of nowhere when faced against an oppressive situation. Leaving your enemies Bernt in the progress.

Wall Street and establishment political puppets: OK look guys you can one day become as rich as us, but you'll need to take this 'reasonable' loan to build up your capital...

Bernie Sanders: I won't stand for this AAAARGH!!

Guy: Wow they're getting bernt, never knew Wall Street was a pussy

Girl : Well that's a surging sanders for you

by Hillary Clinton April 26, 2016