Superman

Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow is Superman.

Faster than a speeding cornerback.
More powerful than a lineman.
Able to leap tall linebackers in a single bound.

As in: "Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas." And: "Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness."

by ufbert November 18, 2007

Superman

A comic book that was made to make money quick, it had to be.

Somebody wanted to get rich quick when they made the superman comics.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Superman

Refers to a sexual position. Where the male quickly separates the females legs and "dives" into the female.

Charles: Tracy looks good!
David: Yea man, I already "superman"(ed) that hoe.

by cybron29 January 12, 2008

Superman

a thing that goes in your pee hole that while you fuck it rubs on the girls clit

i superman'd that bitch and she nutted three times in 15 minutes

by Senormagnifico May 9, 2010

Superman

When a guy is peeing in the bathroom and doesn't close the door the whole way, and a drunken girl purposely falls into the door to open it and reveal him urinating. The guy then looks over his shoulder with a creepy clownish grin.

Joe walked into the bathroom not knowing that Ally would purposely superman the door to catch a glimpse

by Clugg April 4, 2009

Superman

Superman is a lame and stupid superhero from a stupid comic book. Superman is especially not better than CATWOMAN (the best superhero ever). His powers are useless and he is quite ugly. He wears red underwear over blue tights (attractive....NOT) and a red cape with a yellow S on his chest. Which supposedly stands for superman but i think it is meant to stand for stupidman.

This, especially compared to Catwoman (another superhero), makes him stupid and worthless.

OMG what is that ugly thing in the sky?

I think its superman

Oh man that sucks, I want catwoman to save our day.

I agree.

by Sallyyyx October 17, 2010

Superman

A certain move some lap dancers use, usually creepy guy lap dancers that lap dance for girls when they turn 21, where they go on their front and wrap their legs around the chair and complete it with superman arm positioning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5M75VDO1E&feature=channel_page
After seeing his man thong and large belly she got superman'd

by BexCa April 26, 2009