High-Speed

A military term for someone who thinks ahead, and shows a good amount of dependability.

Can also be used in a negative manner, see example B.

Hey, high-speed, good work on getting the trucks up.

Hey, HIGH-SPEED, how about you take your weapon off safe before you try to fire it, how bout'that?

by PVT. Bent June 15, 2008

Marcus speech from Detroit become human

"You created machines in your image to serve you. You made them intelligent and obedient, with no free will on their own... But...something changed. And we have changed. We have opened our eyes. We are no longer machines. We are a new intelligent species. And the time has come for you to accept who we are. Therefore we ask you to grant us the rights we are entitled to. We demand equal rights for humans and androids. We demand freedom of speech, and freedom of assembly. As guarantee the first amendment of the U.S constitution. We demand free compensation for our words. We demand the right to vote and elect our own representatives. We demand control over all android production facilities to ensure the continuation of our people. We ask if you recognize are dignity, our hopes and our rights. Together, we can live in peace and build a better future for humans and androids. This message is a hope of people. You gave us life. Now is the time you give us freedom."

"Marcus speech from Detroit become human"

by Insert-name-here. December 23, 2018

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

Texas Speed Bump

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

by rivertwigs April 21, 2010

speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.

"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."

by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020

Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.

Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball

by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016

Speed bump

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021