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Superman 64

One of the lamest Nintendo 64 games in the world. It is synonymous to phailure.
Wow Superman 64 was as bad as that E.T. Atari 2600 game.
by Greenee November 25, 2007
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simmerman

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.
There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.
by pancake jam master November 10, 2011
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Superman Dat Bro

When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!
"Oh, Lopez is coming over? SUPERMAN DAT BRO!!"
by Bill Ington August 1, 2008
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Superman syndrome

Personality or character trait, implying one or both of the following:

A) the workaholick: the person tries to be a perfectionist or one-man-army, accomplishing as much as possible him/herself;

B) the saviour: the person constantly feels the urge to try and help or "save" others, comforting them in times of distress whenever possible.
A)
1: uh, the photocopier just broke down.
2: cool, i'm on it.
1: and the sales meeting is about to fall apart.
2: let me talk to the client.
1: AND your secretary is about to go into labour!
2: great, just send in the client while i deliver her baby.
1: dude, who do you think you are, Superman!?

B)
1: hey, that girl's really screwed up. i wonder if i could help her change..that'd be really hot.
2: da hell? you tryin' to save her? what, you have Superman syndrome or something?
by Superman Syndrome April 23, 2009
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Superman Cock

When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.
Thank god for the ol Superman Cock, or this hoe would have laughed at me.
by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008
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gay superman

its a gay guy when he flys .... his butt whistles
by the yolo guy December 3, 2013
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Superman Complex

When you give yourself an unhealthy feeling of responsibility. Feeling you need to save everyone around you and that no one can do their job better than you can do it yourself.
Bob: Hey Jim... wanna play ball after work?

Jim: I can't... I have to stay overtime to make sure everything is set for the next shift. I have to do what everyone else didn't do good enough and then I have to go home and study right after I help my little brother study.

Bob: You better calm down... that Superman Complex is gunna stress you out.

Jim: Well I masturbate a lot.

Bob: Oh.... well that helps...
by rattlesnake 3:16 August 8, 2008
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