Idiom verb To have a bowel movement in an inappropriate location.
Origin: the term originates with pretend-journalist Chuck C. Johnson, known primarily for (1) threatening to sue people for libel, (2) being accused of shitting on the floor, (3) threatening to sue people for libel for referring to him shitting on the floor.
"Taco Bell?"
"No way, man. I'm working a shift tonight and I don't want to sue for libel in the breakroom."
"Dude, call that hot girl from the club!"
"I can't. I got really drunk and when we went back to her place I sued for libel all over her leather couch!"
"Man, you should really consider seeking medical attention about that."
-You can't wear an ACDC t-shirt to your brother's funerals!
-WHY! He loved ACDC!
-It's no appropriate, you can't do this!
-Sue me!
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-Sir, you can't drive a vehicle without a door.
-Is that a law, I mean, are you gonna give me a ticket?
-No, it's not a law at this point, but it's unsafe, you can't do it.
-Sue me!
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-Man, you can't just walk into my place like that!
1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Kyle: Aw, he's dead?
Stan: So then we can't sue him?
Attorney: Why not? You can always sue somebody. It's just gonna take some special protocol. We would have to perform a sue-ance.