Sumo wrestler

A person who is weaponized thicc-ness

The sumo wrestler killed that guy with his thicc-ness

by AlexDeGreat42 December 12, 2017

Sumo Sunrise

The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”

Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend

Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?

Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 5, 2021

sumo wrestling

when two obese people attempt to fornicate, but are too fat to do so.

"dude, i saw my step mom and dad sumo wrestling last night. it was nasty!'

by puunkinpiee April 29, 2016

sumo sexing

Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.

Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?

Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!

by Bored teens June 23, 2010

sumo thong

does not protect against Duck Butter

my fingers smell terrible because of the sumo thong

by ToneDick January 15, 2006

sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.

Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.

by Swoops June 16, 2016

sumo crush

A move used in sumo wrestling in which an opponent tried to unbalance their opponent, similiar to a bear hug.

By a sumo crush, she is declared winner of the sumo match.

by Niel Groud April 26, 2005