Defensive Striker

A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league

“Yea but he’s a defensive striker so I don’t care that he’s not scored in 2 seasons”

by XD123456789 March 31, 2020

stroker and hoop

- a show on cartoon networks adult swim
- what i call the undercover cops from GTA

Oh shit! I got fucking 4 stars and Stroker and Hoop keep ramming into me!

by 4thosAbout2rock November 25, 2005

Strikernaut

a fast, powerful, and unstoppable attacker.

Be careful when dealing with a Strikernaut, they WILL destroy your world.

by Strikernaut July 13, 2015

Ted Striker syndrome

An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.

Ted Striker Syndrome

Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face

by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013

Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Rock stroker

Its where you and your mum touch eachother sexually.

Jack vm told his friends that he tried rock stroker last night.

by Daddylicker69 March 7, 2017

Well known striker

Alex Kingi-Booth

Marcos “look at Alex’s shot” Jule “he’s a well known striker” Marcos “very good my friend”

by Marcus rashford November 14, 2021