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mike strutter

Mike Strutter is the most real character ever to be shown on MTV - he simply doesn't give a fuck. He's an american lawyer who loves alchohol, drugs, cigarettes, bar-fights, heavy-metal and has a desire to see people get hurt and most people gets on his nerves. He tags them all as "cocksuckers". He is characterized by having an extremely vulgar language. He shows remembrance of Joe Pesci in his attitude and language. Additionally, he advertises with his Strutter-Gear which is hilarious.
Mike Strutter:
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"

"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"

"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"
by LeroyDupree October 5, 2007
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Strategic Dipping

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.
Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!
by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011
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The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.
"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."
by SF Dave May 19, 2008
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Strutting Leo

A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of Inception. He is strutting quite happily across the set, when his wonderful picture was taken.
Strutting Leo has made my life fantastic. Whenever I am sad I think of Strutting Leo, you should as well.
by LeoDioIsStruttinDatAss September 2, 2010
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Struttin That Ass

To show off while walking.
Ex.
When you start walking my friend and you get 10 or 15 miles on the highway you wont be STRUTTIN THAT ASS!!!
by ureallysuck! July 17, 2010
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strategically shacking

When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.
"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"
by Sporgan May 13, 2006
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strategic vom

A big vomit just before you go to sleep so you won't wake up deathly hungover (or die in your sleep)
"Man, if it weren't for that strategic vom last night when I got home from dinner at my boss's house, I wouldn't even be around to share this story"
by strategicvom April 4, 2009
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