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strap-on lea

A scouser burd that has serious attitude,has a love for spreading lurpac butter over her colossal vagina to make way for jamming the neighbor's scruffy flea bitten cat inside inside her stink hole.
Fucking raging av ran out of lurpac,there's no way am gonna have time to ram the neighbor's cut up ma stink hole to give the fleas a new home before they notice its missing

Sums it up this is arrre lea

Strap-on lea attitude of a well known nobhead

Strap-on lea enjoys 2in the pink a fist in the stink
by Strap-on lea December 3, 2019
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strap on some gourds

v. to gather one's courage and fortitude. Synonymous with to "grow a pair" and to "nut up." Gourds here is a euphemism for testicles.
Tim: Check out that fine-ass chick over there, Ray. I want to talk to her hella bad.
Ray: Strap on some gourds, Tim. She obviously wants you.
by Ballz Deepe August 6, 2011
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strap on your tubes

antithesis of "strap on your sac"

to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something

strap on your sac
Beth: "I don't want to play today."
Scott: "Please. Just strap on your tubes, and let's go."
by Dan Meyer March 5, 2005
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strap on a nasty

To get very very drunk.
I don't remember who I went home with last night because I strapped on a nasty at the pub.
by Metastable August 27, 2005
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strap on the belt

Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.
After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.
by the mad deucer March 18, 2011
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strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 25, 2015
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Strap on Joust

When you wear a strap on your forehead like a unicorn horn and "sword fight" with the strap on with your best bros
Are you ready for the Strap on Joust? I really think Spencer will win this year.
by Mejan Panties November 17, 2021
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