Stranglehump

To strangle whilst humping someone. Sometimes strangling to death then humping.

He stranglehumped his victim until she died.

by ergonomic desk chairs April 2, 2009

Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.

In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! April 12, 2009

stranglehold

1. (Wrestling) a wrestling hold in which a wrestler's arms are pressed against his opponent's windpipe.

2. complete power or control over a person or situation

His stranglehold is very good. He has been training for 4 years.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014

Strandish

An Adjective used to Describe someone who likes Vanderhorn Juice on his face.. these people may sometimes stand under Chairs or known Vanderhorners.

Dude, That Strandish Band Far just got Vanderhorned on..

by The Mysterious RHS March 1, 2004

Stranglestab

to kill violently using strangulation and stabbing causing much pain that hurts so good.

Man, did I ever want to stranglestab my biology teacher today.....

by quackmasta November 16, 2009

strangeship

Someone you are almost friends with, but you only meet on a semi-regular basis at parties and the like. The result is that you know their name but you know very little else about them.

'I didn't know that you two knew each other?', David asks Bill and Trevor.
Bill answers, 'We don't. Not really. We have a strangeship'.

by Romajh December 28, 2009

Strangling the red rooster

Jerking off (having a wank)

Dang, been strangling the red rooster for over an hour and still nuthin!

by fuseon March 30, 2015