struggling runt

London rhyming slang for cunt!

"aw mate your a struggling runt you!

by pheeeebz May 20, 2010

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

Death Stranding

A.k.a. Erotic asphyxiation. It's the act of cutting off oxygen to the brain to the point of near death before ejaculation.

He almost died while trying death stranding.

by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019

hand stringing

The activity of putting string around each finger on your hand and then attaching the other ends to your cock and pleasuring yourself.

Dude 1: bro have u seen this new trend hand stringing?
Dude 2: yeh it seems kinda kinky

by Daddy johnes October 10, 2020

struggling

Extremely ugly, haggard, broke down, and tore up.

(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"

by Nick D May 8, 2005

struggling

In the context of sports, when a team or player is offering an uncharacteristically poor performance over an extended period of time.

-Wow, our team has been playing decent all season, but they've lost their last five games!
-Yeah, they're really struggling right now.

by djbeerman January 15, 2008

Stringing

When a man or woman pull each other along in their life without committing to a relationship.

Me: My dear friend that swine is stringing you alone in this relationship, they will never make a move on you
Friend: I'm just holding out ok

by GwamThe Man May 17, 2018