toad strangler

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.

That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.

by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009

Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008

frog-strangler

Term used by people in Florida to describe a strong and nasty thunderstorm.

Hey mike, I can't come over right now, I got a frog-strangler going on outside and it has the road in front of my house closed.

by Dennys Menus September 26, 2009

Boston Strangler

Sexual maneuver in the same genre as the Philly Fakeout and the Cleveland Steamer whereby during the act of intercourse, the man chokes (fetish) the woman until she passes out. When she comes to, he cums all over her face.

I’ve been fucking this girl that's into choking during sex. I even give her the ol’ Boston Strangler every now and then.

by Rallyracer June 11, 2006

stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

strangers hand

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.

I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.

by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004

albequerqe strangler

This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.

Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.

Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.

Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin June 13, 2006